A Fifth Grade Assignment. Wouldn't this be great if this was taught in school? A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in ways to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results:
God is like BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles. God is like A FORD. He's got a better idea. God is like COKE He's the real thing. God is like HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best. God is like TIDE He gets the stains out others leave behind. God is like GENERAL ELECTRIC. He brings good things to life. God is like WAL-MART. He has everything. God is like ALKA-SELTZER. Try Him, you'll like Him God is like SCOTCH TAPE You can't see Him, but you know He's there. God is like DELTA. He's ready when you are. God is like ALLSTATE. You're in good hands with Him. God is like VO-5 Hair Spray. He holds through all kinds of weather God is like DIAL SOAP. Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?
God is like. The US POST OFFICE. Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination. God is like Chevrolet. . . .the heartbeat of America. God is like Maxwell House. Good to the very last drop. God is like Bounty He is the quicker picker upper. Can handle the tough jobs! And He won't fall apart on you.
~ Traci Longevin